Breaking Up is Hard to Do

Dear Citibank,

After our 20 year relationship, I must say I was sorry when you told me that you were leaving my town.  I was also surprised when you started sending me mean notes about packing up my safety deposit belongs or else.  And I couldn’t understand, and still don’t quite frankly, why you cut off my credit and demanded that I pay off debt more aggressively than the initial terms even though we both knew I had an 800+ credit score.  I couldn’t believe that you wouldn’t let me deposit my business checks via a mobile app and made me drive to another town to deposit them.  I thought you loved me.

Now, after time to reflect, I realize that you never cared for me one way or the other.  You were merely tolerating our relationship.  Yet, I want to thank you.  I have a new bank and they do love me.  They want to make me happy and tell me how much I mean to them often.  I wouldn’t know what being appreciated felt like if you had not left me to begin with.  So again, thank you Citibank.  I hope you find what you’re looking for.